The Declaration of the Bowling Pin Work Party

Gentle Shooters,

When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary to build new pin tables, we need our shooters to come to the range at 8:30 AM Saturday March 7th to do so. We hold these truths to be self evident: That all able bodied pin shooters need to come out and help assemble tables, that they need to bring charged drill drivers, hammers, and saws to the range. That they need to have a good attitude and that they need to attend rain or shine since we will work under cover on the 50 yard range. With a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we will see you at the range this Saturday.

Sincerely,

You senior adjunct associate pinhead,

Steven

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